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1) You have read the books at least five times. Each.
2) You have watched the movies so many times that you lost count, even if the movies aren't that great.
3) You get a black puppy and name it either Padfoot, Sirius Black, or Snuffles.
4) You call your least liked teacher Snape or Umbridge.
5) You call your favorite teacher Lupin.
6) You go to see the newest movie opening night.
7) You even go in costume.
8) You have put some thought into it and decided which Hogwarts House you best belong in.
9) You go to the nearest book store a few days before the next book comes out and set up camp.
10) You threaten to curse the person who is giving you a bad time.
11) You draw fanart.
12) You write fanfics.
13) You make stupid animated pictures like mine on the top of this page.
14) You make a "You Know You're Obsessed With Harry Potter When..." list.
15) You get angry and argue with the people who like Lord of the Rings more.
16) You have a crush on one of the characters.
17) You dream of your life at Hogwarts or with one of the characters.
18) You daydream that in class.
19) You have gotten someone else addicted to Harry Potter.
20) You argue with your best friend about who claims [insert character name here].
21) You own at least two posters.
22) You own the books and/or movies that are in different languages.
23) You insist that your parents get a sign for the house saying, "The Burrow."
24) You wander around the streets and find a random item that doesn't belong and snatch it up, hoping it's a portkey
and will take you to the Wizarding World.
25) You run to a large serving dish and throw your head into it, thinking it's a pensieve.
26) You have tried flying a broomstick.
27) You have made a wand and tried to use it.
28) You surprise your family with a new drink you made. You then tell them afterwards that it was pumpkin juice.
29) You dub/declare the crazy cat woman down the street, "Mrs. Figg."
30) You can carry on a very long conversation about anything that has to do with Harry Potter.
31) The only thing you can really ever talk about is Harry Potter.
32) You have burned yourself trying to travel to your friends house by using floo powder.
33) You finally get your hands on the newest book, you don't believe in "sleep," "food," or "bathroom"
anymore.
34) You've worn robes in public.
35) You yell at the TV when you're watching the movies, and complain about all the things that they did wrong.
36) You have actually tried to pin-point the location of Hogwarts.
37) You have made a timeline for at least one of the characters.
38) You have sat and contemplated about who is going to die next.
39) You will not sleep until you find out WHO is the Half-Blood Prince.
40) You go to J.K. Rowling's website everyday.
41) You have actually sat to find all the secret extras on her site.
42) You have actually got into the door with the "Do Not Disturb" sign on her website.
43) You've participated in a Harry Potter RPG.
44) You've spent time doing a timeline to see if you would have been old enough to date a certain character, even if
you may have to make some adjustments to when you were born.
45) You have bought a Harry Potter doujinshi.
46) You have created your own HP character.
47) You have used that character for fanfics, RPG, etc.
48) One of you're email addresses has something to do with HP.
49) You can speak the dialogue with the characters and get every line right.
50) You don't even need the book anymore to read; you have it ALL memorized.
51) People give you funny looks every time the word "Harry Potter" comes up, or when you go to pick up something
that is related to HP.
52) You play the Harry Potter games for hours and make sure you find EVERY secret passage, every Bertie Bott, every EVERYTHING.
53) You get annoyed and correct people's pronunciations of 'Voldemort'.
54) You correct anything else they pronounce wrong.
55) You also correct what they've said wrong about what happens in the books.
56) You insist that your parents buy you that ugly, flat-faced, ginger cat in the Pet Shop.
57) They actually get it for you. You name it 'Crookshanks'.
58) You admit and call yourself a 'Harry Potter Nerd'.
59) Your dreams actually involve you at Hogwarts.
60) You make a tally-mark on your wall by your bed every night to keep track of how many more days until the next book/movie
comes out.
61) You know very well that you will never have read to much of Harry Potter, thank you very much.
62) You stare at pictures, expecting them to move at any moment.
63) You own all the Harry Potter books, including Quidditch Throughout The Ages, Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find
Them, The Magical World of Harry Potter, The Sorcerer's Companion, etc.
64) You constantly pester your family to move to Britain so you can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
65) You talk in low hisses to snakes.
66) You ask the library in your town and school for books like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History.
67) You go to a website that has something to do with Harry Potter each and everyday.
68) You made your parent(s) read Harry Potter.
69) You go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
70) You buy a nice, long eagle feather quill and use it.
71) You want a prequel!!! *Cry!*
72) Since J.K. Rowling doesn't want to make the Harry Potter series like Star Wars with a prequel, you make your own.
73) You want more than seven books!
74) You plan on continuing the story yourself after Book 7.
75) You saw the movie "The Haunting" and said flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
76) You got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie.
77) You stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
78) You beg your parents to buy you an owl.
79) You scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news or anyplace else.
80) You automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter
sucks!")
81) You break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy
blond man tried to remove the bones.
82) Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction.
83) Any mention of Harry Potter makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather giddy.
84) Your friends refer to you as "that Harry Potter maniac."
85) You can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999ish.
86) You meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of
them drops several points.
87) You enter every Harry Potter contest available.
88) You start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the next book is going to take longer to come out
than you think it should!
89) You believe that you know more about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
90) You find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running
around Diagon Alley in the movie.
91) You go to a billion websites about it, just to see if anyone knows more than you.
92) You know more about it than anyone else in your school and can answer questions about it in less than 10 seconds.
93) our teacher asks you to do a creative writing story, your first idea is Harry Potter.
94) Your copy of Book 1 has three chapters that have fallen out of their binding and you keep on reading it.
95) You see a murderer holding a knife in a movie and you shout, "Expelliarmus!"
96) You buy a rat and try to make it transform into a human.
97) You beg your parents to send you to boarding school. Europe, preferably.
98) You get in arguements all the time with a group of friends on how certain names of the books characters are pronounced.
99) You name all your friends (*and enemies*) names from Harry Potter that suit their personality and appearances.
100) You saw the HP movie, your friends caught you practicing wrist movements with Prof. Flitwicks class.
101) Every time Harry has a confrontation with the dementors, you eat a piece of chocolate when you finish reading it.
102) You feel guilty every time you put down Harry Potter, even if it is just to play the soundtrack or look at Harry
Potter rumors on the Web, and especially if you start to read another book.
103) You are taking exams and all you can think about is Harry Potter.
104) You memorize spells.
105) When your parents ground you, they actually take away all your Harry Potter things.
106) You go around shouting lumos (light switch), Incendio (someone lights a fire), and Alohomora (unlocking a door).
107) Your friends think you have gone clinically insane. They just don't understand!
108) Harry Potter is all you ever draw in class when you're bored.
109) You've seen the movie 15 times and can pick out every ibbly bibbly detail that they left out or changed (and get
very annoyed!)
110) You scream whenever you see anything Harry Potter.
111) You get the trivia game for Christmas and are upset that the questions are so easy.
112) You and your friends are constantly quizzing each other to see who knows more about Harry Potter.
113) Every time you talk to someone about Harry Potter, you continue to repeat, "I can't wait 'till book five comes
out!"
114) You have a Harry Potter tee-shirt for every day of the week.
115) Your best friend has to take away your wand (AKA: a stick).
116) You sort everyone you meet into to houses (Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin).
117) You want a broomstick for Christmas.
118) Every time you turn on a flashlight you mutter "Lumos" under your breath.
119) You point at normal things like parking meters and say, "Look at the things these Muggles dream up!"
120) You keep searching for sites with rumours of upcoming books and movies, then scold yourself for spoiling the surprise.
121) At the top of "About Me" papers you have written "Universe's Biggest Harry Potter Fan".
122) You go through millions of search engines trying to find a Harry Potter site you haven't been to yet.
123) You are waiting to get your acceptance letter to Hogwarts that says "We are sorry we forgot to send you your
letter when you were 11, but you can come to Hogwarts now."
124) You don't drink tea anymore because of that witch with oversized spectacles.
125) You watch the Harry Potter movie with your friend, you hiss in her ear if there are mistakes.
126) On Halloween you give little trick or treaters dressed up as HP characters more candy than the other ones.
127) You beg your english teacher to let you take advanced British Literature because you think one of the main authors
that you will study will be J.K. Rowling.
128) ou try to persuade the Athletic director at your school to create a Quidditch team.
129) You keep asking your school to change the school colors to one of the Hogwarts Houses. ((We actually got 'green
and silver' (Slytherin colors) when the new school was built! Woot!))
130) You randomly talk with an English accent NOT on purpose.
131) You cried when you turned 12 because you didn't get a letter inviting you to Hogwarts.
132) You've seen the movies ten or more times already.
133) You get frustrated because you don't know how to Apparate or transform.
134) You complain to your friends about it while walking around town.
135) You demand the cafeteria have a feast & the food should appear on the plates.
136) You have spent countless hours plotting ways to get into the wizarding world even though you are a Muggle.
137) You call the mean, fat kid at school 'Dudley'.
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